Tweets about wife

phoeben:

woke up without the wife.

Robert_Reinhard:

@RAJohnston12 Too bad the Knicks got stuck with Shelden Williams instead of his wife.

dotsam:

@eraftery hide yo kids, hide yo wife, because I am going to find that banana bread...

raji_balcha:

Boss to secretary: "U look exactly like my 3rd wife"nSecretary: How many wifes do u have ?nBoss: Two..!!nMoral: EXPRESS IDEAS SMARTLY....:-)

SheFuckinBadd:

Everybody know your ass is crazy why the fuck would they wife youu?

cordeljackson:

"@dwynn25: Is looking for Mr. Right!!" that's the prob ur not suppose to look HE who finds a WIFE finds a good thing....let him find you

VerseAudemaur:

@KimKardashian @viaashley I DON'T CARE WHO SHE DATING OR DATED IN THE PAST I WILL WIFE KIMMY UP LIKE I NEVER SEEN HER B4#trillTweet

WhiteGirlErica:

I Love You Moree :* RT @HOW_FCKN_RUDE ILY RT @WhiteGirlErica Yess :) RT @HOW_FCKN_RUDE WIFE...

JBSaidRawwr:

Lady GaGa was Born This Way. @justinbieber was Born To Be Somebody. I was Born To Be His Wife <3 ;D

GreenDayFreak19:

My wife @_GreenDayFreak makes me happy <3(;

applejuicejay08:

RT @purplepeace79: Cicely Tyson used Lot's wife to cure her pork.

kayla_biotch:

" it's like meeting tha man of my dreams an then meeting his beautiful wife(; " .. lol love this song<3

siMomonk:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

bot_nutty:

my wife ~ <3 *hug a big chocolate*

Nikiforooo09:

That awkward moment when your wife finds someone elses panties in your glove compartment